Say,father.Give me attention
How about God?
He gets enough.
I thought he might give you some
How will I know?
Well,look at the Jews and weep
I don’t want to think about that
Neither did they.
Well, they must have done something wrong
And you have not?
Well not enough to deserve torture and death.
Who decides?
That’s what I wonder.
Maybe it is beyond us.
You want to play?
Yes, but what?
How about a DVD?
What is it?
Civilisation by Kenneth Clarke
I think civilisation is a failure.
It’s true there are more wars.
Let’s go out into the woods and climb a tree
Why?
So we can look into Mrs Smith’s bedroom window and see her get undressed
By whom?
That’s what we will find out
~It won’t be us!
How true!
Still all men are voyeurs
How do you know?
I’m just passing a remark
Well.I am living with a woman
That’s a sin
Well sex is a sin if you do it in a car so may as well sin at home
Sex is not a sin.But women get pregnant
Is that why some men are gay?
Well, they had mothers.
But they don’t want to harm a virgin by impregnating her
No, but God did and look what happened after that!
We don’t want to see anyone crucified
Yet we let them be killed by snipers,bombs and their own leaders
I know.
Let’s go to the pub and get drunk but not make passes at girls
Just boys?
Nobody!
So it’s all DIY now
It makes sense.In a way….. but where is the whispering in the ear, the laughter and the petting?
You’ll have to get a computer programme to laugh for you
But will it cuddle me?
That’s what we are all wondering.Amen
How my heart sings 