In my tights

My alarm went off  early so I gave the clock a beta blocker.Next time I’ll give it an overdose
I didn’t want to get up today but,on the other hand,I didn’t want to be down
I  threw my clock at the wall and it hit my neighbour on the bed
I use my phone as an alarm.Well it already is.
I keep reading the News  to see when we leave Europe.I am worried we have no anchors strong enough.Still, the Atlantic is very blue.And so am I
I don’t know why I want to read poetry on my Android Device.Some incompatibility  of genres.
My Windows phone  is always a day behind with email.That’s why I love it.
If I don’t answer the phone please don’t leave a message as hearing them often offends.
Like borrowing my hairdryer? I will sell it for £24  free to first arrival
My hair  is so short I look like I’ve had chemo.Solidarity is the game
My sunscreen is full of chemicals and so am I.
What is a chemical? Don’t go there
I have to go up stairs even when there are none.I have a ladder in my tights