As being Catholic was a sin

Good Queen Bess
Felt a bit of regret
As she beheaded her cousin
And another  few dozen.

Queen Mary burned
Heretics spurned
So was Jesus  pleased
As they   crackled and wheezed.
Burning our foes
Brings further woes.

The Hanoverians were brought in
As being Catholic was a sin
Claimants to the  throne
Have had life postponed.

Queen Victoria had sex
When dear Albert was vexed
So  she provoked him each day
As she sure liked to play.
Their children ruled Europe
Until no one could endure it

The Kaiser made war
And irritated the Tsar.
Empires laid waste
Jews were deemed base.
These studious good  folk
Later sent up in smoke.
God read the  signs
And black was his mind.

Jesus loved sinners
So are the Nazis  the winners?
It’s bloody confusin’
And   negates amusin’
Original sin
Can we  even try again?