Good Queen Bess
Felt a bit of regret
As she beheaded her cousin
And another few dozen.
Queen Mary burned
Heretics spurned
So was Jesus pleased
As they crackled and wheezed.
Burning our foes
Brings further woes.
The Hanoverians were brought in
As being Catholic was a sin
Claimants to the throne
Have had life postponed.
Queen Victoria had sex
When dear Albert was vexed
So she provoked him each day
As she sure liked to play.
Their children ruled Europe
Until no one could endure it
The Kaiser made war
And irritated the Tsar.
Empires laid waste
Jews were deemed base.
These studious good folk
Later sent up in smoke.
God read the signs
And black was his mind.
Jesus loved sinners
So are the Nazis the winners?
It’s bloody confusin’
And negates amusin’
Original sin
Can we even try again?
