Bless me Father, it is 48 years since my last Confession
I have felt very angry with a man but I didn’t hurt him
I have felt very angry with a man but I didn’t hurt him
That is not a sin,my child
Well,Father,I can’t think of anything else
How about adultery?
No I am not married
Telling lies?
No,I am unable to do that.
Well, how about greed and lust ?
OK I am ready
For your penance, go to bed with someone lonely.Like me
That’s a sin.
Yes, it will make your next Confession easier
I don’t think this is quite how it used to be,but I will give it a go
Another lapsed Catholic brought into the fold
Is that the one in your sheet
Get away, you harlot
Thank you so much.No-one has ever called me that before.
You’re never too old to be a harlot
That’s what they all say.
Do you believe it?
I don’t even know what it is
Well,Father,I can’t think of anything else
How about adultery?
No I am not married
Telling lies?
No,I am unable to do that.
Well, how about greed and lust ?
OK I am ready
For your penance, go to bed with someone lonely.Like me
That’s a sin.
Yes, it will make your next Confession easier
I don’t think this is quite how it used to be,but I will give it a go
Another lapsed Catholic brought into the fold
Is that the one in your sheet
Get away, you harlot
Thank you so much.No-one has ever called me that before.
You’re never too old to be a harlot
That’s what they all say.
Do you believe it?
I don’t even know what it is
How my heart sings 