Tell me your sins

Say,Father,may I make a confession?
No, the confessional box is broken
I want to tell you ,not a box
Are you a Catholic?
What kind of a question is that?
Fairly simple.
Well ,do Protestants have to use a box?
For what?
You are so evasive
We have to be in case you are a spy.
Who for?
That´ś what I am wondering
I might be a double agent
Oh, for goodness sake,tell me your sins
I thought you would never ask!