He was so handsome my ears wept

He was so handsome my ears wept
I smile crookedly as the 23 injections  of anaesthetic was very unaesthetic including a scar like a winding river down the side of my nose with 38 little holes were the stitches went
He was so charming I collapsed and died.
Her smile was completely vertical and so was I not.
His face was a parabola  of joy
My figure became an ellipse and my lines  vanished
He was so ugly, it was a relief to kiss him
As he aged  he shrank so it was easier to kiss him without standing up or down.