Is it funny?

Can I have a  disengagement ring?
Just don’t use the phone.

Do you like gold wedding rings?
What alternatives are there? Shackles?

i  just agreed  to a divorce
From whom?
He didn’t say but his number is on my phone.I am getting  a million pounds settlement if I send him my credit card number by text

I want a stay at home mother.
Why?
So I can go out!
Hire someone
That’s ironic