I play Radio 3 on TV
And play with my thoughts generally
But I’ve been so tired
I’m being rewired~
Then you can play Radio 3 right off me
I eat food from a white china plate
But it’s been arrested for causing debate
For it has no passport
No hat and no coat
Nor does it feel any hate
Do you think Theresa May may make hay
As she knows how to scythe and display
The car park is full
And here is John Bull
We just need a bellow louche
