How much is it to get holiday insurance?
For where?
The UK
Just don’t go there.They played snakes and ladders and the snakes have won.
But are they real?
Am I Sylvia Plath? Is God dead?
Why ask me?
It’s rhetoric
Do stop showing off and speak normal British
Oh great!
I shall wait and see.I feel in doubt
Feel me free and it will remove any doubt
About what?
That I am past it!
But you are a Senior Citizen
Well, even they have been known to have sensual pleasure.
I don’t believe it
Do stop arguing, it’s bad enough that my name is Danish
What do you mean?
People shout at me , Send the Vikings back to Scandinavia.
But the Vikings came a thousand years ago
The Romans sacked Jerusalem two thousand years ago and now we have Israel.
Only a thousand more years to wait then
For what?
Those black ancient Britons who’ve been in Africa 2,000 years
Send them back to Britain!
But whites here think the blacks will have to go back when we leave the EU
But they are not from the EU
When did truth and reality ever come into it?
When Jesus was crucified?
Now you tell us!
It might have been the electric chair if electricity had been invented
I would not like to have a little electric chair hanging on a gold chain round my neck.Not to mention Jesus fried to death in it
It would keep you chaste
It would be a deterrent.
It would make me feel terrible
Well, don’t wear a crucifix!
I see what you mean
I believe an abstract god is better
Like abstract algebra is more fun that arithmetic
Who does maths for fun?
God?
Maybe.Send him back where he came from!
Where was that?
Somewhere where he liked to set bushes on fire
I suppose it’s not surprising that he needs a hobby
A hobby!You must be mad
Yes, and the odd thing is my mum and dad were too.
It’s very odd indeed.
Thank you so clutch!
How my heart sings 