So fame made her feel quite sublime.

My friend had cystitis 3 times
Which made her face  grow many lines
She was so  struck by the blues
She was  on that night’s News
So fame made her feel  quite sublime.

The most anxious woman in Britain
Was cured by the love of a kitten.
It ran up her leg
And laid a new egg
It  had pinched from the hen  its  dad ‘d bitten

Schizophrenia  is caused by great shame
Humiliation, to give it a name
Oh, folk be not proud
For we are often too loud
As they tremble on the  cusp of our crimes

On the edge of the cliff of despair
Many of us  just hang on there
Throw us a rope
Help us to cope
Life is not  just,  so be fair.

In the  borders of sanity writhe
People with very tough lives
With no wealth or  home
With no brush of comb
They are waiting for us to arrive.