My stomach ached and my rear end was sore
The book did not distract me from the pain
Weak as milk, I crawled across the floor
And there was no other through the door
If I fainted I would rise again
My stomach ached and my rear end was sore.
I grabbed a book and read the words of Shaw
My nose bled brightly leaving a great stain
Weak as milk, I crawled across the floor
Oh, where was my cat Alfred with his paws?
He could sit and never show disdain
My stomach ached and my rear end was sore
Would I were a worm without a brain
Would the good of humankind were plain
My stomach ached and my rear end was sore
Weak as milk, I cried upon the floor
