If you want to write spam comments

Always keep beauty near you when checking for spam

1.Never get  your English grammar  correct.
2.Make sure your comment is not relevant to the post you put it on
3.Never ask me to pass it on to the Relevant person
4 Do get a few spelling errors in when you offer writing advice
5.Be sure that  money advice is very suitable for a poem about death
6 Always use American English if the blogger is in the UK and vice versa
7.Always over-compliment the writer.
8 Never use a dictionary unless for killing beetles or impressing others
9 Tell poets they should write for  an Angling Magazine.
10 Never read a post before you comment
11 Try commenting on an infinite number of posts daily.
12 Study maths instead of spamming