Under what pretext are you doing this stupid thing
I never heard of Pre-texting.Do I phone to tell them before I send a text?
He keeps prevaricating.
Ask him to get on with the varicating asap
Your behaviour is preposterous.
Wait till I get posterous then!
I have prepaid dinner
Do you mean prepared?
Yes,I pared the carrots but then decided to take you out.I prepaid the bill
Isn’t that a bit weird.You don’t know how much we will spend
I do know how much we won’t spend!
Are you blackmailing me?
That is racist.
But everybody says that.I saw it in a thriller.
Is that a proof?
Not yet but it might be a pre-proof.
Then we have post-proof.
Don’t post it on a church door or we might have another Enlightenment
Seems like we may need one.
But it might just get nasty.
You mean it’s not nasty already?
Well,I’m all right,Jacques.
I am not French.
Not yet
How my heart sings 