A few questions

Are you sorry you lost your temper?
No,I am sorry it keeps coming back.
Are you amorous?
No,I am a moron
Are you sorry about your past
No,I am sorry about yours.
Are you sorry your swore?
Yes but I was under oath.
What is your New Year Resolution?
1960 x1270
What is high definition TV?
A talking  dictionary  with a screen
Who  created the Messiah?
I didn’t do  anything at all