Doing maths secretly at work because your partner hates it

A Tory MP has been suspended for spending 8 hours a day  on his work computer doing a mathematics degree at the Open University.He has got a B A and was starting a Ph.D before being discovered looking over excited  and shouting Eureka by a civil servant
The PM is  wondering what to do.I recommend her to go back to Oxford to read Socrates.She will have to learn Greek but it will be easier than BREXIT and better for her mind not to mention us