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Hello, this is BT technical help.Funny your phone number is in Brazil.
Hello, you were in a car accident.Was I?Thanks so much.I don’t even  have a car.Did I get run over? I might be dead.Yikes!
Hello, this is your Bank.I don’t  own any banks.Thanks
Hello,I am the doctor.Doctor Who?
Hello, this is your dentist.What’s the drill?
Hello, is that you? It depends on you hoooh!
Hello,I like your voice.Anything else?
Hello,I  am a Bishop.And I’m a King.
Hello, you have inherited money.Yes and I’ve spent it too.
Hello, this is Virgin media.Sorry,I don’t want to be a virgin

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