Come to night school and learn to breed properly
My sister never does a rite wrong
Why not learn socially and be a statistic?
Make Britain hate again.Become a fascist in three weeks of lessens and take our Tictocks at the end
Do you fear Vulgar Factions? Don’t come to Britain for a holiday.
Are all mathematicians irrational or is it just certain numbers?
Why are women not like men and other unanswerable dilemmas.Ten weeks for £10.Toast and Certificate in Frame.
Do you creed the Daily Fail?
How to have an Eastern horror.Come to Clacton and fry.
Learn to write and moan both at once.
Are you shy? Come to East Wanglia. We hate talking.Free dinners and bath on weekends.Food on bequest.Read my will
If you hate me, you’ll hate my blog more than words can say.So don’t
How my heart sings 