I took out a new lease on his wife.She’s an agony plant

Husbands & Wifes (Photo credit: nerosunero)

=She has nerves on wheels,

He’s a male biter despite her

She got a male writer for Xmas.He was faking it as they got laid.So there was a sense of anti-climax

As naked as a ladybird.she has no shame but she got spots all over her face.Did she deserve it?

As wicked as they say when you had horns.

Near and dear to my tart was a cream jug filled with hot gravy.It was only a treacle tart to me but to her it was a hot dinner

Necessary evil is good

Rapacity under the cover of contention is an invention

Nerves have weals.Red too.

Who was as nervous as a cat on a hot thin woof?

I am as nervous as a naked Serbo-Croat in a room full of people who speak only Franglsh

Never pull off tomorrow what you can ease off today.Start slowly by taking off your shorts.Keep your hair on!If you never get dressed,you need never undress.How about a bath a day?

I took out a new lease on his wife She is frilled.Can any man police my wife?

You are my ruby,my little JoobieIt was only a google doc to me,but to him it was a hole in the heart

Nice guys finish off with the women and the women are full of grate

They are like a fright a day in that office.They can’t use Word, they hate Office suite and now they have burned the Zoho Docs.I never saw anything so like you in all my unborn prayers.What,he cares!He bought me an apron for Xmas so I fried it for his dinner.That will do the trick… next year he may give me a sausage.

And no ,I never bought a Freudian slip for my wife.

He wants to borrow my life!

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He thinks dreams are the elixir of a man….. not that he was ever conscious in the true sense of the Word.

What was the Incarnation?Was it long life milk?

Why does bread rise in one hour?

Put that in your life and joke about it!

Awry

Can you pronounce awry
Come, tell no lie
It’s not said like Tory
That’s my little story
It rhymes with pie
I’ll love till I die

New Scenes of Joy, Handel

Redact

redact

rɪˈdakt/

verb

past tense: redacted; past participle: redacted

edit (text) for publication.

“a confidential memo which has been redacted from 25 pages to just one paragraph”
censor or obscure (part of a text) for legal or security purposes.

Seek the testimony of the few

Seek not the favour of the multitude; it is seldom got by honest and lawful means. But seek the testimony of few; and number not voices, but weigh them.

Kant

Tweeted by Trump? Seems so!

A moron?

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. H. L. Mencken
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/h_l_mencken_490503

In no strange land

https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2017/jun/26/poem-of-the-week-in-no-strange-land-by-francis-thompson

“The angels keep their ancient places;—
Turn but a stone and start a wing!
’Tis ye, ’tis your estrangèd faces,
That miss the many-splendoured thing.”

“William Blake’s visionary transformations of London form the poem’s most important literary ancestry. In Thompson’s work more generally there’s also an occasional, probably coincidental, resemblance to Gerard Manley Hopkins (1844-1889), going beyond the shared faith to sometimes tortuous grammatical structures, vivid word-coinings, and unconventional rhythm. While Thompson’s achievements may be more modest than those of Blake or Hopkins, In No Strange Land is a poem I imagine either would have been happy to have written. A “many-splendoured” hymn, it catches more light than any of the Choruses from “The Rock”.”

Ineffable

ineffable

ɪnˈɛfəb(ə)l/

adjective

adjective: ineffable

too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words.

“the ineffable mysteries of the soul”

synonyms: inexpressible, indescribable, beyond words, beyond description, beggaring description;More
not to be uttered.

“the ineffable Hebrew name that gentiles write as Jehovah”