I don’t need drugs, hallucinations gawp!

My head is reeling and my nails all broke
To rip the backs off phones is not for blokes.
If this goes on, my ears will start to smoke

I see a man  I fancy, by the oak
I’m jiggered so I wonder, will he cope?
My hair is looking wild, my nails all broke.

It might be an ash, don’t worry folks
I’ll tie myself to this one with a rope
If this keeps on, my ears will burn and smoke

When I was younger, no-one sold  me coke
I don’t need drugs, hallucinations gawp!
My hair is looking wild, my nails all broke.

Cats may mew and frogs might want to croak
All I want are books  or I shall mope
If life keeps up, my ears will start to smoke

How much is the rail fair up to Stoke?
How much does one pay for Chanel soap?
My hair is looking  golden  in this light

I think this villanelle was unprovoked
As a tactic, it may be mistake
My head is reeling and my nails all broke
If this goes on, my I will want to  smoke