Lichfield Cathedral
The doctor says I am suffering from allusions in poetry.So I am on major fantasisers
I’m a nag-nostic too.I  might relieve God sometimes.He’s a wave and a particle and very light.He comes and goes.Like many men and women may do nowadays
Meanwhile, in the garden, there is mass wisteria.It will be ok in a few weeks when we get cold whether or not.Is this bad?
There is a big depression where we bury the vegetable peelings amongst other things like the dead.And  what the cat catches,
So we are collating the law with a dictionary
The priest says my sins are mortal but not deadly.
I have been text-communicated by the Immigrant in the Vatican
I didn’t realise it was a sin to have sex when your husband has died.
Is a vibrator in itself sinful? Or is it the folk who might use them?
Is it a sin to make them in a factory?I f so the economy will slump…
It’s funny that Boots sell something that could send us to hell for all eternity.I am not referring to their famous face cream though it does remove the top layer of the skin.It is however not enough for those who have cancer especially if it is on your bum.
If Boots sell vibrators surely the Church must see it’s now the norm and does not use birth control which they still ban, so it could be a gracious way of having sex without the need to take the PILL.Still, it does seem odd to imagine that you get married and you both have sex using vibrators.
Not quite a honeymoon especially if you take two vibrators.What, though, if the battery goes flat?What if you forget your adapter for the plug? I suppose you could take it in turns!
It’s like food.We used to do that ourselves once.Now it’s sex.No worry about wasting the weekend in bed whispering in each other’s ears though , do remember not to use one while driving up the M1.I know it’s boring but do you want to be on a video on Twitter? You do! Say no more.
Remember though that you might have an accident involving others.If you are suicidal, please jump off Beachy Head.Do not cause a traffic jam as you will most likely be murdered.And murder is not suicide, is it?You will have injured someone else and that is more unethical than using men , women or vibrators for recreational purposes.
I rest my taste.Or my vase.Or my handbag… BTW is there a vibrator bag? If not, why not become self-employed and start a new business.Different colours and so on.I have no idea about size so an expandable fabric might be good.
When it comes down to it, should we get one free if our partner dies?I would prefer a large soft cat but,hey who am I to judge others? Let   Lords decide if it is cricket!
And if not.We’ll have to put the radio on.

Coat made from combed hairs of 1,000 cats  £7,890 or nearest offer Cash needed
200 books proving Jesus’s father was a Roman Soldier Free to the first comer.Donations received
Fifteen pairs of unworn high-heeled  red shoes  £89.3333333333333
Ten Bibles unused except for killing beetles. Free on donating money to the Samaritans [£20]
T-shirt with slogan Theresa May Fly, Boris My Eye, size 46 Bust with cleavage.
Nightdresses newly ironed.[3] worn but darned exquisitely. £8
Leather trousers size 56 waist.Free to anyone who can get them on or off.Off me that is!
1 Albatross in need of care.Free if you look kind

I am going to marry the postman

As soon as his wife runs away.

It might be tomorrow

What bliss and what horror.

But  it certainly won't be today





I think I shall keep my own name

Despite what the postman might say.

For I've got so used to this

My history's suffused with it.

Post me a prayer for today

In Bedzin and in Krakow they breathed in
What they denied in conscious thought or word.
The ashes of the Jews, the shades of skin

Penetrating lungs so deep within
The dead  unburied mixed, in air secured
In Bedzin and in Krakow, mortal sin.

The nearby people turned to burial urns.
The human dust by  breathing was allured
The ashes of the Jews, the shades of skin.

So  Europe took their human ash within.
A graveyard we became unknown, impure.
In Bedzin and in Krakow, more of sin.

And who they thought destroyed  lived on in them
Controlled their lungs, their hearts  their minds uncured,
The ashes of the Jews,  borne in their skin.

Like a mass communion without words
We ate and breathed the Jews, the gays, unheard
In Bedzin and in Krakow  we walked in
The ashes of the lost, the glades of skin,