My thrash

Doctor,I think I’ve  got thrash.
Well, we’ll see; you’ve got  certainly very   posh accent
I did catch by accident.I hoped for love.All I’ve got is thrash
You should not go out looking for love
Why, is it invisible?
Stop playing with words and open your mouth
It’s not in my mouth.
I’m just trying to get you to stop talking>Now take your underclothes off and lie down on this couch
Can you see anything?
No, it looks very good
Well, something is wrong.
Wash in soda water and brandy for a week.Then drink brandy for a week
Can I have a prescription?
What for?
Brandy.
No, you  can’t expect the government to buy you brandy
I realise it is not a symmetrical relationship
Do stop showing off.
Well,I like that. I thought an Oxford graduate would know symmetry.
All I knew was the cemetery.I took my wife there to try to seduce her.
And  did you?
I am still trying.
I agree totally  with that
Get out or I’ll thrash you.
And so say all of us