Main course
Potato tramplings in beef glue with white rubbish
Semolina Gnocchi with creamed bees
Potato Gnocchi with fried ants.
Macaroni, cheese and mixed solids
Spaghetti with meat paws
Roast leaf of English oak with chips and green fleas.
Haddock with steamed paving and mesh.
Kippers smoked and burned at the table.
Pudding
Bring your own cream
Apple harlot with custody
Pears broached divine
Apple ply and noodles with manila ice cream
Rice jelly with Basingstoke and raisings
Yoghurt with yew barbs .Bring your own grated nits.
Creme New Laid.
Trifle and burberries with clotted stream.
All meals served with rotted tea, bread and real Highland butter.Bring your own saucers.Cups ok but not Chinese.
Thank you for your customs.All is kosher except the bacon sandwiches [ made in Britain and eaten in Gales] Please do not bring cats, dogs, pigs or sheep.Children in small doses on Weekends
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