Why did Jesus feed the five thousand?
To prevent them eating his celery and tomatoes
Why did Jesus like fishing?
He often caught a compliment.
Why did he cross the road?
The road was flatter on the other side.
Was Jesus an Athlete?
No,he was a Jew.
Was he not Mormon?
Called Norman! [Cohen]
Was Jesus very strong?
About the same as best whiskey.
Why do Catholics eat his body?
Because they hate making breakfast.
Does God care if we don’t go to Church?
What’s a Church?
Why does God help those who help themselves?
Because many hands make light work
So God has hands?
In a very meaningful sense.
Why did Jesus ride on a donkey into Jerusalem?
He just missed the bus and they only ran twice an hour
How my heart sings 
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