Come live with me and be my helpmeet now
I’ll share my bed if you can see I’m true
If you let me love you
I’ll darn your old gloves 4 you..
If you come and meet me brow to brow.
Come live with me and teach me all you know
About poetic licence and Soho
I’ll mend your vacuum cleaner
And learn expressions meaner.
How cheerfully the hours to come will go,
Come live with me and be my lover true
Without one,how will we ever do?
I’ll fire up model railways
Learn the Arab weekdays
Come live with me and I will clean your flue.
Come live with me in Norway on a fjord
I’ll eat my Canon Powershot if I’m bored.
I’ll watch the ice flowers growing
And then we must be sowing.
How happy Wittgenstein d’ve been if he’d have knowen
How my heart sings 