A hot bath

My wife likes a hot bath
What’s  odd about that?
That’s what I am wondering
Is it good to wonder?
Yes, because there’s only one bathroom and I am bursting
Go outside and do it there!
Don’t the police mind?
With Brexit, racism, anti-Semitism, robberies, murder and low pay?
Is that worse than peeing in your own garden?
Can’t you make your own mind up?
No, but I can make this  up
Well, don’t wet your pants
It’s alright, my wife washes them.
So that is why she looks so awful
No, she looked like that even before we met
You sound like Henry the Eighth.You should have asked for an exchange.
It’s too late now.We consummated it.
When?
In that little room by the Confessional.
At the Wedding?
So that’s what it was! Thanks so much.I thought we were living in sin
Sorry to disappoint you
We can have a honeymoon now.

And  so can all of us