Because the rate of change has been so fast
The newspaper are full of new advice
Older people living in the past
Were frequently admired for being wise.
But now I hear folk say, I’ll ask my child
As if they are afraid to take a look
As if a laptop is an untamed beast
They cannot hope to understand the books.
So stress increases as we age and shrink
When we would love some praise for labour done
The papers tell us what to eat and drink
And how to exercise yet have some fun
For humour is an antidote to fear;
Laugh at all those ghosts who gloat and leer
