I think it’s funny

Well.Margaret,I am the doctor.Have you had sex recently?
I didn’t realise we could have it on the NHS.Do we have to  ?
Sorry ,dear,I am the gynaecologist.
Do stop showing off and speak English.
I mean I am a doctor who studies lady’s private parts.
You get paid as well!
Please let me conduct the interview.
Where is your podium?
Are you always like this?
No,only with men or women.
This is what I need to know.When did you last engage in intercourse?
Does self pleasuring not count?
No,you can keep it mum.I am merely wondering if the speculum might hurt you as you are so old,dried up and withered looking.
How extremely thoughtful of you.My boyfriend never calls me withered looking,
How old is he?
Mind your own business.
Well, are you ok with an internal?
I want a good one
Sorry ,dear, we are all wicked here.
I mean a chaperone.
OK I shall get a nurse.
You can nurse me if you like.
Now, please don’t be impertinent.You are still attractive you know.
I know.Men follow me like bees to a honey jar.
What do you do?
I  have my fun them or tell them to buzz off.
Are you free Saturday.-
No, it’s the day for my bi-opsy
Or is it bio-spy?
That sounds suspicious!
Well,we sometimes do get people spying on us.
Or are you just feeling left out because you can’t bear to think nobody cares about you one iota?
What’s an iota?
I can see you didn’t do PPE at Oxford.
Well,I did my medical studies at Imperial.
I say,how absolutely fantastic.You must be bright.Are you doing anything on Sunday?
No, because I believe we should only worship then.
You can worship me, although after that speculum I shall be unwilling to have sex.
Do you usually do it on the first date?
No.I am still a virgin, really.
What do you mean,really…?
In my heart,I am a virgin but in my body I am a widow.
O M G, let mioaw ‘t of here…
I knew you were a cat.. I have seen those eyes at night in the dark.
Nobody has ever said that to me before.
Thank you.OMG I never examined you.
I’ll have to come back next week…
But now we can’t get it on the NHS!
What do you think of that?