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Oh,hello Mira.Do tune in .How were you?
Wicked, thank you.I’d love some of your best tea… and some cake.
Hear you are.I hotted it up in the microwave.
How old is this tea?
Only a few hours.
The recession is truly cruel when you can’t afford a fresh cup of tea.
Yeah,I may disagree as it begins to taste like alcohol after brewing for hours.
You should open a brewery…bottled alcoholic tea for a low price
T.Brood.Hear,
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My daughter is engaged to a Tebrew,Are they that lost tribe of Israel we used to hear about in the past?
No, they are just normal Jewish British folk who love tea even more than other Brits do.
All my Jewish friends at Uni liked tea.
There you are,you’re already a Tebrew lover.
Well, that’s slight exaggeration…
Oh please tell me everything right down to the last detail
like what you were wearing when you met,
where were his hands good at caressing.Yes, he was keen on caressing , yeah,
but we never went all the way…
and now forty years later I’m still a virgin.What is all the way:
I went all the way in my heart
Anyway, he was very sweet like honey.
His lips were divine… well,you know what I mean,
God has no lips but, it’s just an expression..
if God did have lips, how would we know?What a shame he left you.. what happened to him, not God…?
He decided to brew his tea with another..
Another what, teapot?
Another woman.
Did you know her at all?
Not in the biblical sense.I saw her walking down my street looking pleased
Well, I know you’re not a lesbian… or am I making a category error?
No and I’m not heterosexual either.
Why is that, do you think? Are you otherly sexed?
Or are you non-sexed?
I always felt I had something missing,like perhaps a body.
Are you a virtual spirit?
Well, would a spirit drink tea?
Not if it was Wholly Spirit.
Or what if it were a Holey Spirit… the tea would drip out.Aha.
O layee,.O layeeooo. O layee..Oh, oh oh oh!
Are you yodelling or was it just wind emerging?
I think you need to be Swiss to yodel.
Is it genetically transmitted?
No ,generically .They give you a licence… the freedom.
What we need is more licentiousness.
Bring back sin.
Bring back the love of the body.
Bring back the language of flowers.
Bring it all back ,now!
And that brings to an end this addition of Many Fancies for tonight.
I fancy a meringue now…how about you?
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Or what if it were a Holey Spirit… the tea would drip out
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