You know all those Coffee Shops staffed by foreigners?
Yeah.
The Government is going to build 7 meter high walls around them.
So America is going metric at last!
Why are we afraid of Arabs?
Because they invented Al-Gebra
Why are we afraid of God?
He gets our goat.
Why was Mary a virgin?
Tampax were not invented then
Why did God use Prophets?
I’m lost.
Why do they sell rock at the seaside?
They can’t sell the sea.
Why is the UK not a republic?
It’s private.
How my heart speaks 