I saw a hearse

I need to be assertive and to  curse
For even  on the  radio people swear.
I am out of date and what is worse?

If I lose my handbag or my purse
I feel I can’t survive with feelings bare
I need to be enchanted by some mirth

I did not swear when   outside stood the hearse
I felt so numb I did not feint  with care
I was  up to date and what is worse?

I really don’t know why I’m writing this
I feel like hiding in a  fox’s lair
I need to be assertive and to  curse

I’d rather watch  the cat take a   long piss
I seem to  travel  though I know not where
I am fast  to sin and that is worse.

I need to wash my face and  curl my hair
I  wonder of my beauty is quite fair
I  try to be assertive  and  get cursed
I am  nearly late ;I’ve lost my purse.!