Slightly altered foreign adages

One cannot please everybody and one would rather knit
Two cannot  please themselves when one would rather not.
The don thinks everybody  reads poetry like himself.
The box winks at everybody who reads in front of it.
Proof is the club that knocks down and kills every body’s mind
Logic is the good that  tramples over and kills our hearts and their reason
When the fee is down, everybody runs to the doctor’s
When the tea goes down ,everyone runs to the privy
Smiling and winking holds body and soul together.
Beguiling and singing moulds body to body
Everybody knows best where his own  truth pitches.
Every body shows best where her own truth leads
Everybody knows good counsel except him who has  died of it.
Everybody bellows, good housefull except those who are  tired to death of it
Everybody  must have one chair or we will  have to play musical floor.
Every body must hug one bear or we will pay  the circus evermore

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