Please call later

Please call back later.I am in the washing machine.
Please call back tomorrow as my deodorant has run out.
Please smile when you leave your message.
Please come round now.I need to change the duvet cover.
Please call later I am inside the duvet cover,
Please call later.I am covered in Tide with bleach.
Please do a video call to admire my new blonde hair.
Please call later .My boyfriend is here.
Please call next week.I am reading Little Dorrit
Please call an ambulance,my boyfriend  is pale and hungry.
If you have committed adultery don’t tell me!