Misread the Guardian

CurveFitting

This ban on legal thighs will only have one effect: more log related sex accidents
This span of legal lies will only have one defect: more frog related  salt errors
His hiss ran on legal wires until it affected the  breaks  for drug highs at call times.So he was de-tested and de-tested until he didn’t even see the test.Then he passed.
This pan caused more incidents in our home than any thighs,plates,eyes or disguised lies.

I believed in ten of the best come-on lies of all time.
Call me nigh Eve but I’d never seen an organ before.We only had an electric piano on wheels at home
Was it a sin to take a magnifying glass on  a date?Who rues?
I relieved men of their best pies   since Euclid.
I grieved ten men by attesting to their size,lies and sighs

 

 

2 thoughts on “Misread the Guardian

  1. I like the three graphs – I could also plot a nicely rising trend line from those points – what are they – future prosperity in/out Europe? Reminds me of trying to fit wayward experimental data to a pre-conceived theory 🙂

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