Stan’s birthday

Tomorrow will be Stan’s birthday.
What does Mary have to say?
She’s cooking him a roast beef dinner
Despite the fact that he’s a sinner.
He has a mistress right next door
And they make love on  her floor.
But Mary’s mind is very broad.
In fact, in her way, she’s quite awed.
Don’t you feel glad and surprised
To see the spark in these old guys?
See them love a lady’s kiss,
Who,in these arms, will feel warm bliss!
See them walk around the park,
Taking photos of the larks!
See them lying in a hide,
Looking at birdwatchers’ guides.They love women’s natural charms.
So throw yourself into their arms.
We can play musical chairs.
and see which person will be ours!
Love the one you have near you.
Then she will be happy too.

Mary has a large iced cake,
Topped with words from William Blake.
“Kiss each passing butterfly,
Joy will then be your ally”
Well,Blake may have written more sweet than I.
Still,let’s live before we die.
Fear not life,for all is well.
I can see,so I can tell.
Happy Birthday ,Stan and friends,
Birthday greetings we all send.
May you have a lovely year.
All your friends and neighbours cheer