True story

I rang someone in my family last week.I said,Hello
He said,Do you want to be buried or cremated?
So I said,not yet!

He said,have you made a list of all your bank accounts etc?
I said,I’ve only got one.Is that a list?

He said,Have you made a new Will?
I said,No but I’ve got  new will.

He said,Keep in touch.
I thought,why?