Instead of going to Confession in future I am going to write my sins on a piece of paper,put in in a bottle addressed to God,and throw it into the sea from Southend Pier as that is very long.
Instead of having Extreme Unction and then dying I plan to die first and then I won’t have to speak to the priest as he does his duty.
Instead of going to Mass I am going to worship a cat that lives by the river.After all,God made it.He made me too.This is not logic
You know,it’s not so much that God wants us to worship him, it’s more we want to do it,even need to worship something other than possessions and worldly things.Think about it.
When we had Benediction I dared to look up to see what Fr McGrath was holding up.
It was called a Monstrance.Quite expensive unless it was just painted gold… who would know? I rather liked bowing down to a sort of golden wafer,if you see what I mean.Better than to a politician.What God thought we don’t know.Even if he has thoughts because language post dates God by a long way.
Please tell me how to download a new microphone onto my laptop.
How my heart sings 