Odd tales


I read some true stories about people’s strange ways with computers.Like a man nailed the monitor to his desk! One super glued a usb cord into the laptop.One left his in the kitchen and it was full of cockroaches!

Where does “un” come from?

 

 

 

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a prefix meaning “not,” freely used as an English formative, giving negative or opposite force in adjectives and their derivative adverbs and nouns ( unfair; unfairly; unfairness; unfelt; unseen; unfitting; unformed; unheard-of; un-get-at-able), and less freely used in certain other nouns ( unrest; unemployment).
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Middle EnglishOld EnglishMiddle English un-, on-, Old English; cognate with Dutch on-, Gothic, German un-, Old Norse ū-, ō-; akin to Latin in-, Greek an-, a-. See a-6, an-1, in-3
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a prefix freely used in English to form verbs expressing a reversal of some action or state, or removal, deprivation, release, etc. ( unbend; uncork; unfasten, etc.), or to intensify the force of a verb already having such a meaning ( unloose).
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Middle English, Old English un-, on-; cognate with Gothic and-, Dutch ont-, German ent-; akin to Latin ante, Greek antí; cf. ante-, anti-

Usual-what exactly does it mean?

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Beautiful photo as usual  by Mike Flemming.[Copyright]
usual
ˈjuːʒʊəl/
adjective
adjective: usual
  1. 1.
    habitually or typically occurring or done; customary.
    “he carried out his usual evening routine”
noun
noun: usual; plural noun: usuals
  1. 1.
    the thing which is typically done or present.
    “the band was a bit sick of playing all the usuals”
    • informal
      the drink one habitually prefers.
      “‘My usual, please,’ she said to the barman”
Origin
late Middle English: from Old French, or from late Latin usualis, from Latin usus ‘a use’ (see use).

Should you follow the doctor’s advice? Conundrums of life and health

 

shoe 23I am combining several different people here to illustrate the problems we may have in expecting experts to know what is best.
Take David, an affectionate hard working  husband,father and grandfather in his mid sixties.He has been sufferimg from bronchial asthma for many years and is often on steroids.As he worked for a small business he never felt able to take m uch time off when he caught a severe cold.Given false energy by the steroids and being very conscientious he would go back to work rapidly even when he spent most of the night in an armchair,unable to lie down.
On one visit to a consultant he is told he has a heart murmur and needs a valve operation.One of symptoms is coughing so it seems he didn’t have asthma after all……
Waiting anxiously for 11 months he eventually has his surgery which is very arduous.He eventually recovers and that winter has no cough.He and his wife plan for all the excitement of travel,visiting children, and doing voluntary jobs.
The following winter he catches a cold and the cough returns.And refuses to go away.Now he is back on steroids and is said to be allergic to something unknown………. so is  on asthma meds again
Was the heart operation of any benefit? Was it really needed as the waiting was very difficult causing him to lose a good deal of weight and sleep.
Arthur Deikman on Mystic Experience
Now take Jane a lady with four adult children who has had bunions for many years but has not been stopped in her tracks by them though she did have some aching.
She has  now got pain in her metatarsal arch, bad enough for her to be referred to an orthaepedic surgeon.
He tells he it is caused by the bunions making her walk wrongly and as she has wide feet and would like narrower feet she agrees.She persuades him to do both at once…. possibly a serious mistake.
She eventually gets a date  for the operation ,the day after they move house, and goes ahead.After some months she recovers but finds her feet are now wider than before and that the metatarsal pain is still there.And she has long scars on the sides of her great toes towards her heels.These get blisters on when she wears shoes… and she can’t find shoes wide enough.
Talking to a friend she admits the bunions had not been giving her much pain.She suffered low blod pressure after the long operation and was kept in hospital for 2 days.Unfortunately then she was not given any information about how long to rest and she resumed walking in a couple of days.
Given all the info on the net,one might be surprises she did not look it up and see that you need 4 weeks off your feet.
Both of these people have undergone surgery but their original symptom is still with them and they now have scars and other problems.
What can we say?
You need to find out a lot of information from the net or elsewhere when told you need surgery.And may be join an online forum to hear what others have undergone.
Bunions may seem to be just a lump on your big toe joint but it usually stems from misplacement of the long bones of the foot and surgery is not much good for that… Treatment in childhod or adolescence using orthotics can preven this condition so keep watch on your children’s feet
Emergency surgery is different of course.And the above stories make me wonder whether a lot of surgery is not much help…and that’s not counting women who want to have their labia partly removed as they watch soft porn and believe that their labia are ugly. when they are perfectly ok

They were firing on all Wallanders

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He sees whether birds have caps like pens.. it’s a living….but what a  living!
An infidel brace is handy to keep  the Fascists off one’s brain
I fell off my  own plate into the saucy pan and he licked me out
A few bricks  were shy but became looser as the night bored on
 We  were a few flies short of a happy meal but loved the beetles in brandy and the frogs in breeeze sauce
Chew sandwiches  unless short of a tooth peg…then dip them in your wine and suck
 A fickle finger  grabbed my plate.It was  the dentist at bay
I  am fifty fifty and fifty next wreak.
They fight like cats and dogs… you must be bloking
I had my Figaro out when the inspector knocked..oh,oh
Filthy  and rich… they save on hot water and soap,you see
The judge fined the brandy and then drank it as well
Fine swine? Have they any money?
What fine line of poetry… the boy trod in the burning dreck.You must speak Yiddish as it’s a dying tongue now,alas!
 He’s  much finer than a  blogger can bear to hear
 They were firing on all Wallanders..
 The first things cursed were ham and bacon.God hates frying pans and washing up greasy stuff
Wish for cultic states? What do I mean?I am more clever than I can blunderstand which makes me stupid,if you catch my lift.

Laughter in the Confessional

Pray,Father,give me a good blessing.It’s ten weeks since my last decision.
What was that,my dear?
To lose my Catholic Faith,Father!
Why are you here in that case?
I can’t manage to lose it!
Well, you are not trying hard enough,my child.
My wife says I’m very trying.
Your wife? I thought you were a woman yourself!
Yes,I’m a lesbian now.
Do you practise it?
I don’t need more training,I’m really good at it all .
That’s a sin for a lesbian…
Thank God.I have a sin to confess…I was lost for words
More than one sin if you are married.
Why, does marriage make one more sinful?
It gives you more temptation
That’s why you get married,so you can be tempted and give in
Catholic lesbians are not allowed to marry
You mean we should be living in sin?
No,you should be chaste
I am often chased by men.Does that count?
You know I don’t mean that… you are teasing me.
Well,I saw you running after me last week
It’s not my fault if you are running in front of me.
I was walking till I saw you coming!
Well,at least I’m normal.
Is it normal for a man of 89 to run after women?
Don’t worry,I haven’t caught one yet.
But it’s the principle of it.Well, anyway,I went to Holland and married a blonde poet.
Are there any left?
Look here,I am the sinner tonight!
So am I.
This is not a competition
Yes,it is!
Oh, no.Please give me absolution now
Right, your penance is to stop hailing Mary and whatever else you do in bed with her.
She’ll be so sad… is that a good idea?
Well,I don’t know.Life is confusing.Giving up one sin causes another one.What am I to say?
I believe if you love anyone properly it is never a sin
Well,that’s worth musing on amidst the News of war and murder.
I stole a lemon pie from a shop.Now that is a real good old fashioned sin.
MMmmmmmm give me half and we’ll say no more.
No more.
No more

As close to me as in a marriage bed.

I wrote this exactly one year ago.

As on this foreign shore I stand and stare
Across the green and foaming tidal sea.
I do not wonder whether life is fair
Nor whether what’s to come is what should be.

The hinterland is not a wishful dream
Whatever I meet there is all itself.
So useless are past thoughts and present schemes
My courage,heart and spirit are my wealth.
Although alone,I sense some being close
Whom I accept as guide and friend to me.
To walk with otherness is not my boast.
It’s he who guides and shows me how to see.
Thus with this spirit,I my spirit wed
As close to me as in a marriage bed.

Silence

 

 

IMG_0055Language can only deal meaningfully with a special, restricted segment of reality. The rest, and it is presumably the much larger part, is silence.”
George Steiner, Language & Silence: Essays on Language, Literature & the Inhuman

I hope you seeped through my lecture

English: Stone chimney breast The only substan...
English: Stone chimney breast The only substantial part of Cottage of Collithie that remains. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Please avoid thrilling people on the road
Please wave woefully
Please weep to yourself and do not bend
Please do not walk on the toad.
Please do not grow balls here.
Please lie off the band
Please tell the youth always
Please weep quieter.
Please tell the tutor if you feel dumb
Please note the dawn is for Dons only.
Please leap off the chimney breast
Please pass your zest and drive yourself round the clown
Please pay the piano on arrival.
Please plea before coming here.
Please bring your own oily paper.
Please let all bones knit before  retrieval
Please keep all secrets in your bed.
No pies enrolled here.