Come live with me and be my helpmeet now

I’ll share my only bed with you  and how!

If you let me love you

I’ll darn your old gloves 4 you..

If you  come and meet me brow to brow.

Come live with me and teach me all you know

About poetic licence and Soho

I’ll mend your vacuum cleaner

And  learn expressions  meaner.

How cheerfully the hours to come will go.

Come live with me and  be my lover true

Without one,however  will we  do?

I’ll set up model railways

And learn the Jewish weekdays

Come live with me  and I will sweep your flue.

Come live with me in Norway on a fjord

I’ll  mend my Canon PowerShot  if I’m bored.

I’ll watch the flowers growing

And then we must be sowing.

How happy Wittgenstein’d be if he’d  knowed.