Starter
Mermaid jelly
Mock turtle loop
Avocado paired with mandarin lozenges
Melon with whinger
Grape and melon ballad stung by my wife
Wheeze on toast plus free handkerchief
Sycamore leaf and holly salad.With cherries.
Maimed course
Roast pork with crippled sauce and baked rotaters
Roast man with hint sauce and vegecradles
Roast beef with Yorkshire rubbings and Navy.
Gammon with courage source and boasted vegetables
Vegetarian in cream cheese and Rhine
Padding
Fruit belly and s whipped cream
I scream raspberry flavour
Spotted Dick and bastard
Steamed ram sponge
Sponge fake with cream home made with my wife
How my heart sings 