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Grief for sale.Tears by the bucketful.
King sized bed for sale.Hardly used.
Men’s cashmere sweaters only £99 each.Clean
Women’s shoes exchanged:Ten pairs of red shoes size 7.Accept 5 pairs of black
Wanted:wig. Hasidic preferred.Nylon if need be.Colour– light brown
Long heavy Jacques Vert winter coat in pure new wool.Large size.Unworn.Purple.
Wanted: soft cotton hankies for widow who weeps a lot.
Wanted:Cat named Alfred.Please come back otherwise I’ll have to get married again.
Free  duvets and covers to first  comer.Clean [very].
Red women’s undies.Large.Unworn.Quality buy.Don’t wait for your new knickers,wear mine
Vests with lace and pocket for mobile needed.Please write
Pens needed with fine nibs.Don’t be shy.Sell it now