Forage in the cereals
Corncrakes with b*gger and skinned milk
Weetaflix and whole milk reunited
Porridge on rice with cheese laughter.
Hot food
Riled back bacon with legs and battered lead.
Sausages au naturelle on flayed bread and uprooted mushrooms.
Kippers smoked on the premises.[Better than cigars.]
Scrumpled eggs with black piper on toast
Welsh rarebit and not so rare bits extra.
Fully mixed grill with burned bits and computer chips.
Hot drinks
Toffee cappuccino
Tea with bay leaves
Milk on ice
Scuttled water with lemon slice
Hot water
Bath water [lukewarm]
Pass water on request.Ask at the desk.
How my heart sings 