Syntax and spelling and grammar
They hit my old brain like a spanner
My screws have come loose
I suffer abuse
From a man who has never had manners.
Syntax is unconsciously selected
And so we can feel we’re protected
Our sentences form
So blow the ram’s horn
Foe beauty has now been detected.
Syntax is a word for the academic
As they rejuvenate their aged polemic
We all can use it
And the really good news is
Anyone can be orally prolific
Someone invented strange language
To cover up nudity with a bandage
In ivory towers
Professors will glower
As syntax still need home assemblage
How my heart sings 