Well,what is your sin?

Pray,Father,give me your cursing
I beg your pardon!
That’s not cursing.
You must be confused,we give blessings here not cursing
Oh,dear.I must have got mixed up as it’s a long time since I came here.
It is only a Freudian slip.Have you done  something evil?
Well,not on a par with bombing the Middle East,I guess.
Well,what is your sin?
I don’t really know but something made me come here.
Have you seen any pornography on line?
I’m sorry,but I haven’t.Is it good?
No,it’s sinful
Well,Jesus liked sinners so maybe I’ll watch it.
A logical error.He didn’t want people to commit sins on purpose.He just  mixed with ordinary folk who ate themselves and others,are envious,malicious,cruel,thoughtless.
It sounds like a Soap Opera not the Bible.
I  take your point.Now then what brings you here?
I stole my husband’s beer money to buy a pen.
That seems quite nice really.Have you no money of your own?
I bought the paper with that.
Maybe you need a  paying job
I have the job and I stole the pay!
Won’t he be angry when he has no beer money?
I’ll tell him it must be in the vacuum cleaner.
Will he look?
I don’t possess one!
Does he know?
He thinks it’s in the cupboard.
Where is it?
I sold it to buy some paint.
You’re not Jewish,are you?
Not yet but I  am thinking about it.Why do you ask?
Well,they are used to buying and selling ,like in Marks and Spencer’s.
But if I convert you will not be able to hear my sins.
To be honest they are somewhat boring.Why can’t you commit adultery or kiss the postman?
Do you?
I’m not married.
You can still kiss the postman
In theory I suppose but they are in a hurry.
That’s a bit feeble.Do you absolve me?
OK and for your penance steal some canned beer for your husband and go to jail
I’ve never been so  insulted in my life
Well,why not come back next week and I’ll do it again.
Things seem to have changed.What’s your name?
I’m Father Blogger.
That’s a funny name.
Better than………