Two course meals free

Polished bizarre roast with  fried beetroot
Lamb oubliettes and sauteed potatoes cakes.
Fried bacon nuggets with raked eggs and beams
Omelette with frozen mixed vegenubbles and French lead
Vegetarian lasagne with bream salad du jure
Chips of beef in cream buoys with leaves of grass
Sheep’s tail stew and dumplings a  la mode

Puddings

Rice jelly and  tinned preachers
Les mariners and jam boiled pudding
Honeyed maple weaves and jugged cream
Yoghurt apple and jam in a Burberry sauce
An odd looking stippled icecream with Dow statistics and transcendental numbers
Iced cake  and lemon sauce with my wife