Emile’s diary

I had  a full day watching Stan hoover the bedroom.He found 5 pence on the rug.
That makes 60 pence this week.He swore when he saw the duvet had slipped to one side of the bed.I jumped up and stood on it while he pulled it back into place..a bit of fun..I can’t help him much but i hope being watched pleases him.
He tried on Mary’s dressing gown and looked in the mirror.Then he swore again.She was out giving a lecture on something called “Rings and groups.” It sounds like a dance or a sacred rite.I’d love to go in her wicker basket to the Uni and listen to a lecture.I believe she’s very popular and is always pleased to prove that “e” is not an algebraic number.
Well,it’s obvious………even a cat knows it’s a letter!
Does she think it’s another more advanced kind of number.
What with that and all the times she brings in pies…she has me wondering what mathematics is now.Why does it frighten people?
Cats like me love a nice meat pie and will run in rings or circles
mewing “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” for hours if we get some Earl Grey tea .
We are not into groups though except maybe groups of mice.
Now where’s my milk?I’m worn out writing my diary.
Still,I hope you know what “e” and “pie” are now!
Mioaw.