Two guests meet:
I’m no good at tennis.
You’re better than I am.
How do you know?You’ve never met me before.
I just know I’m the worst player in the world.
That’s not very scientific.
True,I’m no good at scientific thinking either.
But that means all your ideas about your inferiority are probably wrong…
Yes,I am stupid as well as inferior.
I’m envious of you.I hoped I’d be the most stupid person here.
Well,never mind.You are the most irritating.
Thank you very much.
Don’t thank me.I’m neurotically modest.
What’s neurotic about it?
I only came here for peace and quiet..
So blame me then.
Well.it’s my own fault..I should have gone on a Retreat.
Why did you not?
I’m not spiritual enough.
But I thought God helps the humble.
I’m not humble.I’m conceited about how inferior I am.
I need a degree in logic to understand you.On second thoughts,I’ll go home!
Thank goodness he’s gone.
He was lowlier than thou.
