Intellectuals think limericks non de trop

The pain was excruciatingly  sharp

As she plucked on the strings of my heart.

What she was after

I never even asked her

But her bowing was, to my mind, not smart.

 

Intellectuals think limericks  non de trop;

Incrementally better than faux.

But when times are inclement

Enjoy  a bright moment.

For one day we each have to go.

 

My bowels are a nuisance to me

Yet without them how bereft we would be

In fact we’d be  dead

And  as St  Paul said

The  glass is now dark,but we’ll see.

 

Pain  must be approached with some stealth

As aggravating it’s bad for our health

Accept it  and bear it

And never,ever fear it.

Relaxation is the best form of wealth