Absquatulate has plenty of rhymes
But the word itself is a real crime.
To combine two words gentle
May at last send me mental.
Maybe it is just not my time.
I know my old man flew to heaven.
Whereas I’d have preferred a holiday in Devon.
But with my permission
He made a decision.
As a result all my bread is unleavened.
That is what happened to the Jews
As around the Sinai they once cruised.
They ran out of yeast;
That was the least
Of the problems, like ironing their trews.
See,there was no electrical wiring.
With no walls on the tents, they’d be firing.
So as the halogen hobs
All worshipped G-d,
The men slept as the heat was real tiring.
How did they cook cheesecakes and rice?
Did they have a special device?
Leave it to Adam
And his lady madam..
They could rue it and do it all twice
I am glad I was not alive in those days
Unless I’m reincarnated,give praise!
Perhaps I was a cat
Ariel ‘s habitat.
Oh,woman how discrete are thy days
How my heart sings 