Simply pathological

I had a sudden episode of optimistic kleptomania

I collected jokes and cigar butts and sent them to Australia.

The Customs Office  phoned me to ask what I was playing at

I said I only sent them to create a brand new habitat.

These episodes annoy me as I’m usually tautological

I  believe  using my credit cards is  simply  pathological.

Instead I make them into unique little table mats

But now I’ve reached my limit with a thousand plastic cards and men

And so I’m going overseas  to study Buddhism along with Zen.