Never pass water

A wife can pass so soon.We may  never forget.
A lifetime doesn’t seem like it when you are living from day to day.
Think of all the water you have passed in your life!
When I lived by by the moors near Darwen we passed a reservoir every day and now the whole place is flooded.
We never went out with out a mac and I’m talking real plastic here.Not cards..
Never pass a lavatory by.
Never go to bed with someone who’s not got a name you can’t pronounce wrongly in a dire emergency.
Logic is useful  in such an emergency… what sort I have not yet discovered.
Life is like a bed of nettles… it takes your mind off your pain but gives you a false  sense of intensity and can scratch.